[TAC] Confessions of an astro-fashionista

From: Stacy Jo McDermott ^lt;m42gal_at_hotmail.com>
Date: Tue Aug 31 2004 - 13:13:59 MST

Amateur astronomy - one of the last bastions of slacker wear and looking good at the same time:

It has come to my attention that even in the dark, I feel like I want to look good, in a thrown together way, should we do encounter beings from a civilization far, far away.  What kind of statement would we make at first contact?  More than likely, it would be visual and as the old adage goes, you have 5 seconds to make a good impression.

So what's an amateur astronomer to do?!  Well, while it might seem overwhelming at first, in fact, it's quite easy to be comfortable, warm and fashionable during those long, cold nights gazing upon ancient photons.

For men, I would suggest a nappy pair of flannel lined jeans, which while roomy, has good, slimming lines.  The flannel holds in a layer of insulating air while at the same time feeling oh so nice against the skin.  Top it off with layers of silk, cotton and flannel in pleasingly coordinated colours.  A down jacket of contrast makes a statement of individualism.  Accessorize with neck gator, highlighting a sprig of colour in the flannel or go full out in your coordinating scheme.  Hats should always be worn, and nothing has stood the test of time better than your basic Minnesota flap hat...hold the front flap up with a stylish pin (maybe one of those absolutely adorable AL observing club pins!).  Finish off your look with sturdy, BLACK, boots...insulated of course.  And, socks - create a long, svelt line with socks matching your flannel lined jeans.  Ralph Lauren would be pleased.

For women: Granted, we women have more of a choice when it comes to clothes and accessories, but the basics holds true for us as well as men...warmth, ease of movement and look good at the same time.  Scarves make the difference and what a difference they make!  Flannel lined pants/jeans can be had in all sorts of shapes and lengths, depending upon your preference.  Look for flat fronts (no pleats! they create the illusion of tummy!), comfortable waistband and a pleasing back profile.  As above, layering is the best bet against the cold and what is better than that special silk top to start off your foundation?  Not only can you use it for functionality, it doubles as a cute top in and of itself for those special pre-observing soirees.  Look for small prints, texture and colour.  Wrap the neck with a silk, wool or angora/cashmere scarf, pinned off with a lovely star-splash pin or your AL pin.  Hats - all kinds abound for the fashion savvy woman astronomer.  Wide brim hats also can block out stray light when looking at a faint fuzzy.

For everyone: the basics of good fashion sense starts with the skin - moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. Especially in areas of wind currents and/or dry conditions.  Not only will you be protecting your skin from the raveges of time, moisturizer acts like a protection barrier from the outdoor elements, thus keeping you youthful and fresh looking all night long.

Regardless of your observing habits, it pays to dress for success. Success in keeping warm, staying comfortable and looking good. 

Next column - night lighting as jewelry.


Stacy

"Why yes, there is a difference between photon deprivation & PMS."
~Konstellation Kitty

Just give me a dark, clear, starry Kaleeforneea sky and no one gets hurt.

www.stacyjomcdermott.com

Received on Tue Aug 31 13:18:14 2004

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